Crashing through the orbit, all hope seemed lost. The craft became so heated, it became a falling fireball. The fireball, a second from impact, was saved by a miraculous beam of light. The beam began pulling the mangled ship into a futurisitic structure. When the crew inside opened the craft door, they looked out to find gallant white steeds staring back at them.

"Unicorns! gasped Sammy.
"Hello friends." echoed a smooth voice throught the mind of the confused Egyptian astronaut.
"Are you kidding me?!" thought Sammy.
"Come with me." replied the same voice. The three dazed passengers followed the horned horses.
"Look over the Pristine Kingdom..." said the unicorn. "Oh, sorry. You must have questions, please feel free to ask-"
"Can I touch your horn?" asked a gleaming wide-eyed Sammy.
"Our horns are our genitals." calmy replied the unicorn.
"Oh my goodness!"
"... nah, just kidding. You can touch it." neighed the unicorn in a hearty voice.
"Um." interrupted Venessa. "Excuse me, what the hell is going on? Why are there unicorns on Jupiter?"
The unicorn suddenly put on a stern face.
"I don't have enough time to go over all of this. I can tell you we are in the middle of a bloody war with the Smurfonians."
"What!?" exclaimed Sammy.
"The smurfs, I believe they are called on your planet?"
"Holy effing god in Heaven!" shouted Venessa.
"We need you to infiltrate the smurf fortress." asked the unicorn.
Slience in the room enveloped  as Venessa passed into her realm of insanity. But in Sammy's world, this was known as Tuesday.
"What are your orders?" sternly asked Sammy.
So begins Sammy's mission to hopefully restore peace to Jupiter and get off this planet.  
"When you reach the fortress, we will have backup waiting. You may, know him. Alright, move out!" ordered the unicorn.

Several months of infiltration later, they are finally at the doorstep of the fortress.