2022, deep space Basem "Sammy" Khamis attempts to go where no man has gone before. The surface of Mars. Placed on a ship with only three passengers; Sammy, Coco, a monkey and  crazy hot female astronaut, Venessa Stevens. This is good to be true.
"Every childhood fantasy I have ever had has come true." Sammy thinks to himself.

"All right, we have sucessfully left orbit." said Venessa. "Set coordinates."
"Gotcha." replied Basem. "Coordinates set."
"Alright. Now we enter hibernative state until we reach Mars' vector.
"What?!" cried Sammy. "Don't you want to spend some time to get to know each other?"
"I think you slobbering over me in training was good enough. I know where your objectives lie." replied Venessa as she entered her sleep pod.
"She digs me." Sammy said to himself.
"No, she doesn't." echoed a deep and ominous voice. Sammy startled, looked around the room and saw nothing but a curious monkey staring at him.
"I'm goin crazy already." Sammy entered the sleep pod thinking, technically, sleeping in the same room counts as sleeping together, right? Totally. A smile came to his face as he lost conscienceness.

Venessa, awaking from the pod, see's Sammy already getting his suit on.
"Today, we are the first people to walk on Mars." Sammy declares. Venessa gasps.
"What? Do you like what you see? Bow chika bow wow."
"Look out the window!" Venessa shouted.
"What, it's Mars. Ain't it pretty."
"No you idiot, that's Jupiter."
"Hey, no need to get angry. They're both red. I bet it's a common mistake."
"You messed up when you put in the coordinates!" shouted Venessa. "No way!"
Coco began operating the controls.
"What's the monkey doing?!" Sammy barked.
"He's trying to keep us from crashing in to that planet."
The space craft was so deep in Jupiter's orbit. It never had a chance.